"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850 "How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?" - Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She's also opinionated - especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a.